Chris Seitz can be seen viscously squeezing an orange in a video made by FC Dallas sometime in the last seven years to promote an upcoming game against the Dynamo.
In the video, Seitz's intense and serious look never changes as he slams the orange's remains to the ground.
So, imagine Seitz's surprise when the Dynamo called on the first day of free agency this month and said he was on top of their list.
"Kind of ironic, huh?" Seitz quipped this week.
Indeed, playing on both sides of any rivalry is unique. Seitz's scenario seems even less likely.